Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sumadartson: The Interview

Sumadartson: The VagAnus Monolugue’s Interview

Say hello to the The VagAnus Monolugue’s Afrological editor Sumadartson, “The Magnificent”.


What does your morning reading list include?

All the gossip columns and blogs, horoscopes, some porn, Drudge, and Fox News.

What single person has played the biggest role or has had the biggest influence on your career? Rick James and Mary Poppins has taught me more about journalism and fortune telling than I could ever berate.

How many suits do you own? About 8 and 1/2

What is the name of your cell phone ring?

My iPhone plays, Gin and Juice when I get a call

How many emails do you receive a day? How many do you answer?
5,000 or so, all of them…

What's your favorite or alcoholic drink?

Joose, baby (Grape Flave,PREMIUM MALT BEVERAGE)

Who is your favorite active journalist?
That's tough. I liked Robin Leach of the Life Style’s of the Rich & Famous, but since that is off the air. Off the top of my head, I like Mariana Brachioproctico a lot. She's tenacious, prolific and has a great eye for color.

What kind of dog should the Obamas get and what should they name their new pet?
A white poodle, whitey

Playboy, Hustler or Fisting?
Neither, My profession requires me to have celibacy...

Taking a cue from Chris Matthews here, tell us something we don't know...

I masturbate a lot and I like to smell other people's farts

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