Henrietta James appointed as New Economy Czar

February 26, 2009
Associated Press

Henrietta James, CEO of Filton Industries, has been named Economy Czar by President Obama. "We live in troubling times," he said in a press conference on the White House Lawn this afternoon. "Ms. James has the leadership skills running a multi-billion dollar company that has created thousands of jobs of the past two decades." Ms. James took the podium and thanked the president, her friends, and family, including her son, famed Nascar driver Dale Earnheart Jr. who was front and center in the first row. Ms. James was married for over thirty years to Nascar legend Dale Earnheart who's career was cut short six years ago in a fatal on track accident.