if is the middle word in life...

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know that if is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you -- I mean I'm no, I can't -- I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas -- I mean --""Hey, uh, don't go -- don't go without me, OK? I want to get a picture."
PHOTOJOURNALIST: (Dennis Hopper)
Apocalypse Now

Sumadartson: The Interview

Sumadartson: The VagAnus Monolugue’s Interview

Say hello to the The VagAnus Monolugue’s Afrological editor Sumadartson, “The Magnificent”.


What does your morning reading list include?
All the gossip columns and blogs, horoscopes, some porn, Drudge, and Fox News.

What single person has played the biggest role or has had the biggest influence on your career? Rick James and Mary Poppins has taught me more about journalism and fortune telling than I could ever berate.

How many suits do you own? About 8 and 1/2

What is the name of your cell phone ring?
My iPhone plays, Gin and Juice when I get a call

How many emails do you receive a day? How many do you answer?
5,000 or so, all of them…

What's your favorite or alcoholic drink?
Joose, baby (Grape Flave,PREMIUM MALT BEVERAGE)

Who is your favorite active journalist?
That's tough. I liked Robin Leach of the Life Style’s of the Rich & Famous, but since that is off the air. Off the top of my head, I like Mariana Brachioproctico a lot. She's tenacious, prolific and has a great eye for color.

What kind of dog should the Obamas get and what should they name their new pet?
A white poodle, whitey

Playboy, Hustler or Fisting?
Neither, My profession requires me to have celibacy...

Taking a cue from Chris Matthews here, tell us something we don't know...
I masturbate a lot and I like to smell other people's farts

Sumadartson "The Magnificent" Predicts

True be Stranger to Fact, Yo

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Comet Ulend Comes Tonight

Comet Ulend will make its closest approach to Earth on Monday night. The circled X shows the comet's position at seen from Boston at 10 p.m. local time. It appears in the southeastern sky near Saturn, at the tip of Leo the Lion's hind leg. More...

Earthquake(s) Hit New Jersey: What Exit!?!

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Left Behind

Are you ready for the moment of truth?

Super Freak Apocalyptic Expee Alidocious

All sort of crazy shit going on up-in-here, yo!
Mt. Nodoubt what I'm saying!No what I'm saying...