Citi Bank: More Madlibs

• Up to US$25 billion [of our money] to convert to common equity
• [Shiti] to find private [Jets] to convert stock
• [Taxpayers] to match private [office renovation] conversions
• [Shiti] board shake-up, but CEO [Bandit] to stay

The government will convert its stake only to the extent that [Lobbyists] can [extort] private investors to do so alongside the [Congress], the people said.

The US government and [Shitigroup] have reached [around] to convert up to US$25 billion (S$38.6 billion) in [tax payer] shares in the bank to [Cocaine], a person familiar with the [Party Planning] committee said early on Friday.